mordecai-put-your-phone-away:

teenyweenynotepad:

hetaliabritain:

theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED

Oh god. I was, actually scared.

EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED

(Source: moringmark, via w-for-wumbo)

theperksofbeingalibrarian:

library-lessons:

At the library…

Little known fact: 90% of librarians are just overgrown children.

theperksofbeingalibrarian:

library-lessons:

At the library…

Little known fact: 90% of librarians are just overgrown children.

(via w-for-wumbo)

chapmangamo:

TRANSLATED TV SHOWS: Part One

Come back next week for part two!

P.S. My book is for sale! 

twitter | facebook | instagram | shop

(via chaselehrman)

e-m-e-t-t:

I only made this because I needed somewhere to put this pun.  

(via chaselehrman)

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep
You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 



PATREON! + BACK!  
PINOCCHIO! + STORE!

gunshowcomic:

really fucked up that night of sleep

You can’t make me apologize for this joke!!! I shan’t!!! *swings out window on chandelier* 

PATREON! + BACK!  

(Source: best-of-memes, via bryarly)

I’m sorry, moment to make fun of that please!

(Source: princesconsuela, via central-perk)

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

(Source: spooky-hot-topic-trash-baby, via acherontia-styx)

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

yxxck:

florderst:

shawnali:

The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.” I had to take a step back and let it process…in my hands was someone’s entire life. From start to finish, every memory, every emotion, every bodily control…was right there in my hands. 

I don’t care if people unfollow this is spectacular

This post just fucked me up literally

(via acherontia-styx)

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

(via mistahwiggums)

hitthejackelswitch:

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

image

*faint laughter from those who paid attention in history class*

(Source: colourfulpantsandaspookyhat, via daniicatastrophe)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via chaselehrman)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via chaselehrman)

kim-kanye-baby:

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

Oh my god!

(via ruinedchildhood)